As many of you already know, last Sunday was the 2nd Bloggers BBQ, hosted by Helen (isn't she wonderful), which lasted roughly 10 hours :) Once again I'm too lazy to write anything, so here's a selection of photos, possibly somewhat biased... :)
Not long after arriving, I was greeted by this sight - sheep marriage, quite common these days, apparently...

Get rich scheme No. 391 - steal shoes and sell them on ebay:

This is no way to treat the newly-wed...

Hane arrived with a leash: a present for Sarah, apparently...

"Who's the master now?"

The hierarchy of power soon became confusing...

Toby likes bending over...

Magic Carpet - the future of British public transport...

Invasion of the spider:

Some people just don't give up...

So yeah, that was a fun day :) For more photos and/or what really happened, you may wish to look at other people's blogs:
Helen,
Richard S,
Simon,
Dave,
Richard L.
Now onto the next topic. On Tuesday I went into work for the first time in ages, only to find that there had been an uninvited visitor the previous week, who broke in by smashing glasses and stole two laptops, some calculators, and, erm... pens... Sounded bad, I thought, but it turns out that he was actually caught before he could leave.
This man, whose name is apparently "Prince Michael" (or so he claimed), was silly enough to turn on all the lights when he came in, so he could see what's worth stealing... The security people at the entrance to the business park obviously noticed, and called the police, who soon surrounded the building. Rumour goes that the police arrived with a dog; this "Prince Michael" tried to take on the dog with an office chair but totally missed, and instead was attacked on the shoulder...
All sounded very amusing :) but only 'problem' was that there's now a shortage of computers in office and as a result I'm happily working from home :) 'tis only till the end of this week (i.e. today...) though.
Spyware! Well, indeed... and I have removed over 1000 of them this week, isn't that exciting... On Wednesday I found my way to West Dulwich (via Helen's house to pick up some CDs first) and met Sarah (HB), whose computer was being viciously attacked by spyware, and they even came out to haunt her in dreams... Those of you who know me well would know my weapon of choice - a big hammer :) [boring details removed...] three hours later I left, with all traces of evilness gone from the computer :)
Impressed with my effort, Helen decided that her own computer needed some attention, so the next day I was on my way again, with my dear hammer, obviously. [boring details removed...] this time it only took two hours (and muffins, cheese and crackers), and obviously I won again :)
However I believe one of the spywares from Helen's computer managed to escape to my brain somehow... which gave me serious headache all evening :( but it did mean that I got plenty of sleep, over 9 hours in fact!
Now, back to work... and I'll leave you with something amusing -
Skype prank :-)